Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents
Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.
Virginity is like a soap bubble, one prick and it is gone.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Making Love is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Jury Suspects Foul Play In Death Of Man Shot, Burned & Buried In Shallow Grave
Bodies needed to look after graveyard.
We have all been placed on Earth to discover our own path, and we will never be happy if we live someone else’s idea of life.
The difference between what you are and what you want to be is … What you do.
Comfort is the kiss of death to your success.
Some people come in your life as Blessings, others come as Lessons.
LISTEN contains the same words as SILENT.
Mountaintops inspire leaders but valleys mature them.
Great fear will always lose out to great faith.
